I'm going to leave ONE LINE to begin a story. The first person to stop by will write the next sentence in the comments. The next commenter's line must logically follow that one, and so on. (You've played this improv game at sleepovers before, right?) For flexibility I will say we can allow two sentences per comment if needed.
At 5 PM PST I will close comments and post the final passage! So hopefully if you are reading this and it is nearing closing time, you will try to come up with a sentence that ties things up--but if not, that's OK! Remember, keep it clean.
Chester Peabody was rolling over in his grave.